hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious